Sunday, April 5, 2009

Has it been 4 months?!

I am so sorry to all of my fans (I KNOW that you are all still out there, right?!)....I have been so MIA.

To catch you up...the ankle is Finally feeling much better. I can walk normal (at least I think I don't walk with a limp anymore), but it took lots of work (15 times of physical therapy). But, I am glad to be normal again.

Ankle's boring....so enough of that! Here are some highlights of the last 4 months:

***** I have had some pretty awesome nicknames at school from my students here are a couple of them: (some are a couple of years old)
- JO'prah (I get this when I ask personal questions or give advice on life)
- Kim-Jong-Jen (as opposed to Kim Jong Ill, the dictator of N. Korea)
- Miss Castro (as in Fidel. Apparently I can be a dictator at times?!)
- XCastleX. I don't even know what that means?!

****April Fools Jokes:

I got magnetic bumper stickers and put them on my guy friends cars...."I am speeding because I have to poop" "Roadrage Princess" "I love soccer moms" "I am not wearing pants" and "Support Vampires". I do have to say that each fit guy perfectly. I almost got caught.....on my way to their house, one of them called me because he saw me driving. Oops! Luckily I wasn't caught.

****You wonder why I am still single:
I go to institute all charged up ready to be fun and social, meet new people and be cute and fun. I walk in, start talking to a cute guy and this is the conversation that ensued....

J: Oh they are serving breakfast for dinner. I love breakfast for dinner! (If you can't find something else to talk about you can always fall back on the weather or food)

CG:
You like breakfast for dinner?


J:
Oh yeah! It's the best!


CG:
Do you like bacon?


J:
Sure, I like bacon.


CG:
You look like a girl that likes bacon.


J:
[Speechless/Stunned] I don't even know what that means?! (Dude....I hope that you don't wonder why you are still single. Ummm. Wow. )



Next time it won't be 4 months. I promise! :)

11 comments:

Mona said...

"You look like a girl that likes bacon"?

Oh man.

I just thought of some sausage comebacks, but none of them are probably appropriate for an institute setting.

Kiley said...

Good to hear from you again!

Rachel said...

WOW! Maybe we need to teach him "I'm sorry I have no filtering system"
I like bacon maybe you need a bumpersticker that says that!

Tara said...

Oh I'm so glad you are back! I saw ya on my blog roll and was like, "Jennica...really???" It was good to hear about your latest adventures even though it included weird institute guy. Seriously what a rude dude. Can you say socially inept? Tell him I've gotta few other things to diagnose him in my abnormal book!

Molly said...

What a werid guy! no wonder HE is single. dork. :) I like bacon too... is that a fat person-dis?! and FINALLY you have a new post :)

The Lemon Family said...

too funny...it was good seeing you last month, come down soon i need some girly time kids are driving me NUTS!!

A Frost said...

You look like a girl that likes bacon?!? Obvously there is reasons HE is still single!

Mortensen Family said...

hahahahaa...I am still laughing...more!!! I want more laughs! That was hillarious...all of it. Yes, write me down as a fan! ;)
Jordan Stone!!! Write! ;)

Kim said...

Oh I don't know how you kept your cool, I would have pulled out all sorts of verbal abuse on him! What a weirdo no wonder he is still single. Also funny your mrs castro. I'm Hitler according to Alex and he is my brother in-law... wheres the love?

Michael & Cherilyn said...

oh my gosh! I can't believe some ACTUALLY said that. seriously. some people.

Heidi said...

Yeah!!! Nica is back in the blogging world! So glad to see a post.
You make everything fun and funny!!

Tell tell about South America!!
Love, h